The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14871. | N (ares646) | 91.51 | 98% | 2015-04-04 |
| 14872. | Andi (mindmyself) | 91.51 | 96% | 2013-05-16 |
| 14873. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 91.51 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 14874. | Kohm (24240) | 91.51 | 94% | 2019-09-05 |
| 14875. | Kevin (zortchik) | 91.50 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 14876. | Steel (steeltissue) | 91.49 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 14877. | Kendrick (wqkk) | 91.49 | 98.6% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14878. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 91.49 | 97% | 2013-11-28 |
| 14879. | Mikee (mikee478) | 91.49 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 14880. | Dylan (legomyeggo31) | 91.49 | 98% | 2012-12-18 |
| 14881. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 91.49 | 98% | 2016-09-21 |
| 14882. | Calvin (mrgarkill) | 91.48 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 14883. | Devin (eulertour) | 91.48 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14884. | joe (joemamanuts) | 91.48 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14885. | Sean (seansdb6) | 91.48 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 14886. | Michael (gringo) | 91.48 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 14887. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 91.47 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14888. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 91.47 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 14889. | Max (maltshuler20) | 91.47 | 97.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14890. | amem (fasts) | 91.47 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 14891. | クリスチャン (lshanun... | 91.47 | 98% | 2013-07-28 |
| 14892. | using colemak (learning_col... | 91.47 | 96% | 2013-02-27 |
| 14893. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 91.46 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 14894. | yusuf (sadyusuf) | 91.46 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14895. | Swog (sogwel) | 91.46 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14896. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 91.46 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14897. | 终 (zedathug) | 91.46 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 14898. | Cork (cork) | 91.46 | 96% | 2012-04-29 |
| 14899. | Jony (jonycolemak) | 91.45 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 14900. | H. (hblord) | 91.45 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |