I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8594. | Sint (sint11) | 90.46 | 98.1% | 2024-01-28 |
| 8595. | ruru (awestrike) | 90.46 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 8596. | FL00D (fl00d) | 90.46 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 8597. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 90.45 | 98% | 2023-08-11 |
| 8598. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 90.45 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8599. | Serena (pea_nut) | 90.45 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 8600. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 90.44 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 8601. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 8602. | masku (masku_sama) | 90.43 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8603. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 90.41 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 8604. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 90.41 | 95.6% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8605. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 90.41 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8606. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 90.41 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8607. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 90.41 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 8608. | Tio (izero200) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8609. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 90.40 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8610. | eljay412 (eljay412) | 90.39 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8611. | Big (hotgarbage) | 90.39 | 95% | 2018-08-21 |
| 8612. | Jayden (jclee123) | 90.39 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 8613. | aaaa i cant do nonquit (uwu... | 90.39 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8614. | Brandon (blpreston) | 90.39 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 8615. | Gavin (runhasty) | 90.39 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 8616. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 90.38 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 8617. | Saiya (zenger23) | 90.38 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8618. | Abhishek (agbcg) | 90.38 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8619. | Taylor (trob388) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 8620. | Tuno (thetuno) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8621. | kvn (humptyhump) | 90.37 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8622. | Luka (sercasm) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 8623. | DeSparta (desparta) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |