What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 646. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 97.06 | 96% | 2018-01-27 |
| 647. | JJ (snyderator) | 97.04 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 648. | tambii (aid1337) | 97.01 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 649. | Brant (imbrantbcw) | 96.98 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 650. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 96.97 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 651. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 96.97 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 652. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 96.95 | 99% | 2018-10-10 |
| 653. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 96.93 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 654. | pugtaka (pugtaka) | 96.90 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 655. | Max (17maxklivans) | 96.88 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 656. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 96.85 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 657. | Nick (nickjanne) | 96.71 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 658. | Samantha (smm190) | 96.70 | 98% | 2019-11-02 |
| 659. | L (dubbz) | 96.67 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 660. | J (jl94) | 96.67 | 99% | 2019-06-05 |
| 661. | Faa (faa7) | 96.59 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 662. | KC (hotdogkc) | 96.57 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 663. | Cosmic (aji3) | 96.54 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 664. | Roki (grenmajulord) | 96.54 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| 665. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 96.54 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 666. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 96.53 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 667. | Chet (chetbaker) | 96.51 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 668. | Sebastien (monarchys) | 96.45 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 669. | Joseph (josqu) | 96.43 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 670. | free 21 savage (acholo) | 96.36 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 671. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 96.31 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 672. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 96.29 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 673. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 96.28 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 674. | gavinc (klontz) | 96.22 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 675. | Kaden (poq_e) | 96.22 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |