I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3445. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3446. | eric (raptaboy) | 106.63 | 100% | 2017-02-10 |
| 3447. | Sir Typist (sir_typist) | 106.63 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3448. | Vasco (vascof) | 106.63 | 97% | 2016-01-13 |
| 3449. | sam (samdauphi) | 106.62 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 3450. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 106.61 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3451. | Mike (williefisterbutt) | 106.60 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 3452. | Kevin (kevinthedavis) | 106.60 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 3453. | nvm (bibbeldi) | 106.60 | 91% | 2015-04-30 |
| 3454. | AJ (zap101) | 106.59 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 3455. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 106.58 | 99% | 2024-12-20 |
| 3456. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 106.58 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3457. | Shawn (frezna) | 106.56 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 3458. | Rok (ralenze) | 106.56 | 96.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3459. | back for a while (nonquit_p... | 106.55 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3460. | Eric (ek81) | 106.55 | 96% | 2015-05-13 |
| 3461. | Fickle (mongolo123) | 106.54 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 3462. | KC (hotdogkc) | 106.54 | 99.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 3463. | An (fastfing) | 106.53 | 98.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 3464. | Dennis (hullo_how_r_u) | 106.53 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 3465. | blulb (blusader) | 106.52 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 3466. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 106.52 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 3467. | Mihir (mihir1125) | 106.51 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 3468. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 106.51 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 3469. | Kylie (kyky_) | 106.50 | 99% | 2022-04-19 |
| 3470. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 106.49 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 3471. | Mel (melvin101) | 106.48 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 3472. | rocket (ryan_rocket) | 106.48 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 3473. | wel (welneco) | 106.48 | 96% | 2015-11-09 |
| 3474. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 106.48 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |