So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33132. | gebi (saleall) | 46.12 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 33133. | Matt (sitepoint) | 46.12 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 33134. | . (nerdivist) | 46.12 | 88% | 2013-10-10 |
| 33135. | matty (matty91) | 46.12 | — | 2009-11-01 |
| 33136. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 46.12 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 33137. | vismodo (vismodo) | 46.11 | 94% | 2023-05-02 |
| 33138. | Hind (hindjaiswal) | 46.11 | 94% | 2022-03-05 |
| 33139. | Okazaki (tomoyakun) | 46.11 | 92% | 2015-11-11 |
| 33140. | DumbPeanut (dumb_peanut10) | 46.10 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 33141. | Ulday (ulday) | 46.10 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 33142. | asif (hasif) | 46.10 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 33143. | yin chyin (coolcoolgirl) | 46.10 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 33144. | Historia (pink1126) | 46.09 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 33145. | Yash (budgetperson) | 46.09 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 33146. | RealG (gurleenkaurkesh) | 46.09 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 33147. | Ali... (shaanaaki) | 46.09 | 94% | 2016-03-18 |
| 33148. | Nasos (nasos2311) | 46.08 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 33149. | Ahmed (horus159) | 46.08 | 93% | 2013-04-15 |
| 33150. | Rich (r1ch) | 46.08 | 92% | 2014-03-18 |
| 33151. | Nguyen (nguyencong) | 46.07 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 33152. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 46.06 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 33153. | shahil (fire_brigade) | 46.06 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 33154. | CHW (pfivyfish) | 46.06 | 92% | 2016-02-23 |
| 33155. | Tzu (rute) | 46.06 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 33156. | Foot (dylanechan) | 46.05 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 33157. | Gwenyth (gwenythcook) | 46.05 | 92% | 2014-11-11 |
| 33158. | Dan (smallfry) | 46.05 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 33159. | Gevashkar (gevashkar) | 46.04 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 33160. | Orka (orka) | 46.04 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 33161. | daniel (danslo) | 46.04 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |