So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12474. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 80.77 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 12475. | Kerwin (kerwinius) | 80.77 | 95% | 2012-04-04 |
| 12476. | Brendan (bamboozeled) | 80.77 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 12477. | Hello (dubla345) | 80.77 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 12478. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 80.77 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 12479. | PRINCESS (princess_mehek) | 80.77 | 95% | 2011-10-01 |
| 12480. | Michal (miso244) | 80.77 | 96% | 2011-10-07 |
| 12481. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 12482. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 80.76 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 12483. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 80.76 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12484. | Huy (pikeman222) | 80.76 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 12485. | Walrus (walrus947) | 80.75 | 95% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12486. | Stefan Jovanović (stefanst... | 80.75 | 96% | 2023-08-19 |
| 12487. | Tella (marketplace) | 80.75 | 99% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12488. | Evan (mishwad) | 80.75 | 98% | 2019-08-13 |
| 12489. | Robin (redholm) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-03-30 |
| 12490. | Ryan (iingling) | 80.74 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 12491. | Chloe (cookie1_) | 80.74 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 12492. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 80.74 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 12493. | pc1400 (pc1400) | 80.74 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 12494. | Hope (hopets) | 80.74 | 85% | 2016-01-11 |
| 12495. | カモにゃん☆ (camonyan) | 80.74 | 99% | 2012-01-28 |
| 12496. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 80.74 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| 12497. | NYCFINEST (nycfinesse) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 12498. | soorena (soorena) | 80.74 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 12499. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 80.73 | 98% | 2011-06-25 |
| 12500. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 80.73 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 12501. | D (d_san) | 80.73 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 12502. | HauntedMop (boss_mario) | 80.73 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12503. | Twis (twis23) | 80.73 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |