So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31389. | heyoung (heyoung1999) | 50.53 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 31390. | Nawaraj Bista (nawaking) | 50.53 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 31391. | Rab (rabuhana) | 50.52 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 31392. | sfairat (sfairat) | 50.52 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 31393. | Moon Knight (moonknight) | 50.52 | 92% | 2016-10-20 |
| 31394. | ss (aaassssss) | 50.51 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31395. | Brian (brochefamily95) | 50.51 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 31396. | peter (lookey) | 50.51 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 31397. | Maciej (mac13k) | 50.51 | 90% | 2014-12-08 |
| 31398. | Vinh (ninjapro) | 50.50 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 31399. | Fraa (fraa_engram) | 50.50 | 93% | 2021-09-18 |
| 31400. | Michael (mtiday) | 50.50 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 31401. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 50.50 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31402. | ayteks (ayteks) | 50.50 | 91% | 2013-09-15 |
| 31403. | vanya (vanyag7) | 50.50 | — | 2009-12-30 |
| 31404. | Gerard (venzdrake) | 50.50 | 90% | 2012-07-23 |
| 31405. | smoky_ (sahuvipul) | 50.49 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 31406. | anas (hope21) | 50.49 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 31407. | Nigel (nigelstaring) | 50.49 | 94% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31408. | Qiwei (liqiwei) | 50.48 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 31409. | Bhargav (krekx1e) | 50.48 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 31410. | repyx (lordgado) | 50.48 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 31411. | Jimmy (kwchengab) | 50.48 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 31412. | Merve (spaceout) | 50.48 | — | 2009-06-14 |
| 31413. | Ammay (ammay) | 50.48 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 31414. | Thira56 (thira56) | 50.47 | 96.6% | 2023-07-22 |
| 31415. | Abdulrahman (abdo59) | 50.47 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 31416. | Hardeep (spnain) | 50.46 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 31417. | Bob (popegraham) | 50.46 | 90% | 2014-04-07 |
| 31418. | MrLolu (mrlolux) | 50.46 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |