I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3040. | (dorrzun) | 115.27 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 3041. | (maacey) | 115.26 | 99% | 2020-01-27 |
| 3042. | (arnellebalane) | 115.26 | 100% | 2017-08-23 |
| 3043. | (haxmatix) | 115.26 | 99% | 2018-07-01 |
| 3044. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 115.24 | 99% | 2023-01-19 |
| 3045. | (papinichulo) | 115.24 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 3046. | (ninjapancakes) | 115.24 | 99% | 2018-03-30 |
| 3047. | (poosiie) | 115.23 | 97.8% | 2025-05-03 |
| 3048. | (mslib9) | 115.23 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 3049. | (copernicsus) | 115.23 | 97.9% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3050. | (taxd) | 115.23 | 97.3% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3051. | (kublai_ow) | 115.23 | 99.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3052. | (lastalchemist) | 115.21 | 99% | 2022-10-08 |
| 3053. | (hisdudeness) | 115.21 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 3054. | (squirtly) | 115.21 | 99% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3055. | (sebastiuon) | 115.21 | 99.4% | 2024-04-03 |
| 3056. | Sakaso (sakaso) | 115.20 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 3057. | (hooterr) | 115.20 | 97.7% | 2025-03-28 |
| 3058. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 115.20 | 100% | 2022-10-16 |
| 3059. | (candyslug2) | 115.20 | 96.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 3060. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 115.19 | 98.8% | 2023-05-15 |
| 3061. | (havek) | 115.17 | 100% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3062. | (badscam) | 115.16 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3063. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 115.16 | 99.4% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3064. | (radewoosh) | 115.14 | 98.3% | 2024-03-26 |
| 3065. | (benrey) | 115.14 | 99% | 2025-08-12 |
| 3066. | cake (cake0) | 115.14 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 3067. | (lukoloz) | 115.12 | 98.8% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3068. | (darkness2422) | 115.12 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
| 3069. | (hosay1234) | 115.11 | 97% | 2026-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |