The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22870. | Bhushan (nicknamechunmun) | 67.65 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 22871. | pham (plav) | 67.65 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 22872. | Guest (abinaya1801@gmail.com) | 67.65 | 94% | 2014-06-23 |
| 22873. | Oliver (linearboy) | 67.64 | 94% | 2022-10-24 |
| 22874. | NecroixXL (necroixxl) | 67.64 | 97% | 2023-10-19 |
| 22875. | ashton (shtonlum) | 67.64 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 22876. | scuba (scuba2x) | 67.64 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 22877. | watch code geass (josiahh_) | 67.64 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22878. | Ilya (rotator73) | 67.64 | 98% | 2014-03-23 |
| 22879. | Seprein (akwasidude) | 67.64 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 22880. | Caden (kingthunder11) | 67.63 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 22881. | furci (furci) | 67.63 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 22882. | Zeriø (zerio) | 67.63 | 92% | 2011-08-31 |
| 22883. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 67.63 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 22884. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 67.63 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 22885. | Scott (1159) | 67.63 | 92% | 2016-10-17 |
| 22886. | Ali (blackzero172) | 67.62 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 22887. | Ben (bens445) | 67.62 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 22888. | Nurzhan (gokirom) | 67.62 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 22889. | Diego (diego_areial_pb) | 67.62 | 93% | 2011-12-15 |
| 22890. | Andrew (minizema) | 67.62 | 97% | 2013-05-30 |
| 22891. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 67.62 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 22892. | Endeavour (endeavour) | 67.62 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 22893. | uska95 (uska95) | 67.61 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 22894. | manidhar (manidhar) | 67.61 | 92% | 2014-06-28 |
| 22895. | van (thanhvan1311) | 67.61 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 22896. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 67.60 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 22897. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 67.60 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 22898. | Pietro (pierin) | 67.60 | 96% | 2014-11-02 |
| 22899. | pelfra_colemak (pelfra_cole... | 67.60 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |