So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5447. | Mark (markwd) | 97.59 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 5448. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 97.59 | 97% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5449. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 97.58 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 5450. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 97.58 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5451. | JD (jdillius) | 97.58 | 100% | 2014-02-09 |
| 5452. | Ioana (yamayama) | 97.57 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 5453. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 97.57 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 5454. | Ralph (rmaalouf) | 97.57 | 99% | 2011-07-28 |
| 5455. | mogeta (mogeta) | 97.57 | 96% | 2012-03-21 |
| 5456. | Trigger (triggafingaz) | 97.56 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5457. | Kevin (keubs) | 97.55 | 97% | 2012-11-15 |
| 5458. | jack18 (jack18) | 97.55 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5459. | April (aprilrail) | 97.55 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 5460. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.55 | 91% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5461. | Randall (rdox10) | 97.54 | 94% | 2016-04-01 |
| 5462. | folds (mfaram) | 97.54 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 5463. | fixing my (fixing_bad_habits) | 97.53 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5464. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 97.53 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5465. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 97.53 | 99% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5466. | Akash (akashrupela) | 97.53 | 96% | 2012-06-09 |
| 5467. | Andreas (uliko) | 97.52 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 5468. | Zoomies (tthuang1998) | 97.52 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 5469. | Joey (appledumplings) | 97.52 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
| 5470. | (slithical) | 97.51 | 97.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5471. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 97.51 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5472. | Patrick (negroider) | 97.51 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 5473. | NewbPianist (instantnoodles... | 97.50 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5474. | veganeasy.org (veganeasy_org) | 97.50 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 5475. | David (nexus52085) | 97.49 | 98% | 2016-08-22 |
| 5476. | Lolita (lolitalil) | 97.49 | 91% | 2011-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |