So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32947. | Robert (bobbert_63) | 47.06 | 94% | 2017-04-13 |
| 32948. | Erkhes (erkhes1999) | 47.06 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 32949. | luca (luca5900) | 47.06 | 97% | 2014-10-13 |
| 32950. | Daniel (jesustanten) | 47.06 | 87% | 2014-09-27 |
| 32951. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 47.06 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 32952. | Axe22 (axe2) | 47.05 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 32953. | George (gsiaf) | 47.05 | 93% | 2021-03-29 |
| 32954. | Drazu (fungustyper) | 47.05 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 32955. | Maluck (maluck) | 47.05 | 94% | 2017-09-10 |
| 32956. | lam (lamdangnhap1) | 47.05 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
| 32957. | jason (jason_park) | 47.05 | 88% | 2011-08-28 |
| 32958. | Leek (loliolarious) | 47.04 | 92% | 2011-12-06 |
| 32959. | Himanshu (himsingh11) | 47.04 | 94% | 2022-03-13 |
| 32960. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 47.04 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| 32961. | wirelessKBactivate (i_slow_... | 47.04 | 95.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32962. | joffrey (joffrey) | 47.04 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 32963. | SteelGan (steelgan) | 47.03 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 32964. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 47.03 | 86% | 2014-11-22 |
| 32965. | mark anthony (markmordido) | 47.02 | 88% | 2012-10-30 |
| 32966. | jess (yssuj) | 47.02 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 32967. | angry (angryfingers) | 47.02 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 32968. | Ibrahim (ibrahmoment) | 47.02 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 32969. | Raivis (siviarxxx) | 47.02 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 32970. | E (lutra) | 47.02 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 32971. | Beau (beau1) | 47.02 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 32972. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 47.02 | 88% | 2012-10-23 |
| 32973. | rosepatel (rosepatel) | 47.01 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 32974. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 47.01 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 32975. | Alex (kempy) | 47.01 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 32976. | uma (uandme) | 47.00 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |