So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26478. | debumak (debumak) | 58.54 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 26479. | Yi-Fan (bioniclezx) | 58.54 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 26480. | Luis (lowaaays) | 58.54 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 26481. | Eliseu (eme71) | 58.54 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 26482. | syzo (syzo) | 58.54 | 93% | 2013-12-25 |
| 26483. | k (khamelionn) | 58.54 | 83% | 2016-04-27 |
| 26484. | sahu (jin_h) | 58.54 | 96% | 2011-05-04 |
| 26485. | Eragon (lordjj_super) | 58.54 | 88% | 2015-07-19 |
| 26486. | Dan (blizzardfury) | 58.54 | 91% | 2013-10-18 |
| 26487. | Demader (demader) | 58.53 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 26488. | Ricky (destroy783) | 58.53 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 26489. | Pokeblade (beymon) | 58.53 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 26490. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 58.53 | 93% | 2015-08-11 |
| 26491. | Marta (marta1410) | 58.53 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 26492. | Keybot (keybot) | 58.53 | 92% | 2015-10-27 |
| 26493. | Speed (transportation) | 58.53 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 26494. | mini_typer (mochi_16) | 58.52 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 26495. | Rick (honing_hacking) | 58.52 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 26496. | Ragul (ragul_jaisankar) | 58.52 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 26497. | Rolland (jugglerontheradio) | 58.52 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 26498. | Allan (allanomalley) | 58.52 | 87% | 2013-09-07 |
| 26499. | $@C#!N (sachinpatwa24) | 58.51 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 26500. | Omar (omarsavaash20) | 58.51 | 96% | 2023-07-03 |
| 26501. | gabral (gabral123) | 58.51 | 94% | 2018-05-19 |
| 26502. | chang_dvorak (chang_dvorak) | 58.51 | 90% | 2012-01-29 |
| 26503. | Sebastian (gorillazbear) | 58.51 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 26504. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 58.51 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 26505. | Cocofifi (cocofifi) | 58.51 | 95% | 2012-07-22 |
| 26506. | Paramjit (paramjit.dhankhar... | 58.51 | 94% | 2012-02-05 |
| 26507. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 58.51 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |