So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16856. | I am speed (slowhand18) | 72.86 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 16857. | (zeus73) | 72.86 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 16858. | Berend (bbeerreend) | 72.86 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 16859. | (miki_muze) | 72.86 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 16860. | (aldrintyper) | 72.86 | 95% | 2014-05-27 |
| 16861. | (pufferfish717) | 72.86 | 91% | 2015-11-24 |
| 16862. | (anthwal) | 72.86 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 16863. | (joeyhockey77) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 16864. | (ninja_typer) | 72.85 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16865. | (lightmonkey) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 16866. | (apaars) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-01-02 |
| 16867. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 16868. | (spollox) | 72.84 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 16869. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 72.84 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 16870. | (akasyh) | 72.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 16871. | (lagwagone) | 72.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 16872. | (amberqq) | 72.83 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 16873. | honeybug (honeybugson) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 16874. | (thunderchickeng) | 72.83 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 16875. | (rainysnow) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 16876. | (pierin) | 72.83 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 16877. | (300_wpm_avg) | 72.83 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
| 16878. | (abdullah1) | 72.83 | 95% | 2013-06-09 |
| 16879. | (hawkey15) | 72.83 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 16880. | Pie (pie4) | 72.83 | 92% | 2014-07-06 |
| 16881. | (hamkor) | 72.82 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16882. | (arya_max_) | 72.81 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 16883. | (ooofooo) | 72.81 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 16884. | (jarel123) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 16885. | (georgedmi) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |