And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11835. | (griffn) | 93.45 | 98% | 2012-10-06 |
| 11836. | (taski897) | 93.45 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 11837. | (vinka) | 93.45 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 11838. | (the_humbler) | 93.45 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
| 11839. | (psyy1234) | 93.44 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11840. | (supermonkeydx) | 93.44 | 95% | 2015-01-28 |
| 11841. | (snuzzen) | 93.44 | 99% | 2013-09-19 |
| 11842. | (sean090) | 93.43 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 11843. | (v0lkoff) | 93.43 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 11844. | (mohamadjamil03) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11845. | (daryl23) | 93.43 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 11846. | (lester_616) | 93.42 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 11847. | (disappointed_d) | 93.41 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 11848. | (egorkidd) | 93.40 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11849. | (planetcall) | 93.40 | 94% | 2012-01-06 |
| 11850. | (nuge443) | 93.40 | 97% | 2015-10-15 |
| 11851. | Eric (eric397) | 93.39 | 99% | 2021-05-23 |
| 11852. | (dkoctro) | 93.39 | 95.7% | 2023-08-14 |
| 11853. | (homekeys) | 93.39 | 98% | 2011-10-12 |
| 11854. | (stallion2014) | 93.39 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 11855. | Sian (mysticka) | 93.38 | 96% | 2014-08-05 |
| 11856. | (harmlesst) | 93.38 | 89% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11857. | (dreson03) | 93.38 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11858. | (inferno888) | 93.38 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 11859. | (mickyuille) | 93.38 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 11860. | (joe_chan) | 93.38 | 98% | 2011-05-16 |
| 11861. | (popobutter) | 93.37 | 94% | 2012-12-22 |
| 11862. | (lolistink) | 93.37 | 90% | 2016-03-30 |
| 11863. | (blueju) | 93.37 | 97% | 2014-08-26 |
| 11864. | (srdel) | 93.36 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |