I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10131. | Sander (5andos) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 10132. | Oscar (oscarfeldman) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10133. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 86.56 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10134. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 86.56 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 10135. | Ethan (conanethan) | 86.56 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 10136. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 86.55 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 10137. | Tom (twrig144) | 86.55 | 95.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| 10138. | hardik (labeitazer) | 86.55 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 10139. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 86.55 | 93% | 2015-11-16 |
| 10140. | Damian (strolen) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10141. | Amri Reza (amzadin14) | 86.54 | 97% | 2025-09-13 |
| 10142. | Jim (jspivo) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 10143. | Marco (rxmarko) | 86.54 | 97.1% | 2024-12-22 |
| 10144. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 86.54 | 99.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 10145. | Adam (adam1101) | 86.54 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 10146. | rach (blast4175) | 86.54 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 10147. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 10148. | jie (hellogogogo) | 86.53 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 10149. | Phinix (soaringphinix) | 86.53 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 10150. | Edlue (edlue) | 86.53 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10151. | Levent (holybash) | 86.53 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 10152. | miraclep (matiao) | 86.52 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 10153. | BlackMaskguyforreal (blackm... | 86.52 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 10154. | Geordie (jumpshawt) | 86.52 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 10155. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 86.51 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10156. | Mesura (messu) | 86.51 | 97.4% | 2024-08-20 |
| 10157. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 86.51 | 99.5% | 2023-07-15 |
| 10158. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 86.51 | 96.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 10159. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 86.51 | 98% | 2026-05-03 |
| 10160. | anghelo (anghelo) | 86.51 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |