As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13599. | Movis (movis) | 76.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 13600. | nothisisjuan (dingusdong33) | 76.18 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 13601. | Phil (freakstraveler) | 76.17 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13602. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 76.17 | 99% | 2016-07-29 |
| 13603. | byron (bozzarf) | 76.17 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13604. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 76.17 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 13605. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 76.17 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 13606. | mkc (colbs) | 76.17 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 13607. | Blank (heugenie) | 76.16 | 97.4% | 2023-07-30 |
| 13608. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 76.16 | 98% | 2023-08-25 |
| 13609. | Will (carbohydra) | 76.16 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 13610. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 76.16 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13611. | Newman (newmanhere) | 76.16 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 13612. | Zef (zefhockey) | 76.16 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 13613. | (ṑḼṓ) (wraith98) | 76.16 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 13614. | Plantt (tplantt) | 76.16 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 13615. | Paynset (paynev) | 76.15 | 97.4% | 2024-09-17 |
| 13616. | Mishel (holosight) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13617. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 76.15 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 13618. | mustafa (msutafa) | 76.14 | 97% | 2026-02-15 |
| 13619. | Maffyou (monstermatts) | 76.14 | 96% | 2025-10-22 |
| 13620. | Kysan (kysan_) | 76.14 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13621. | daksh (daksh_2106) | 76.14 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13622. | Basti (schinken38) | 76.14 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 13623. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 76.14 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 13624. | Same (obsoletepotato) | 76.13 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 13625. | Fyroh (legitimum) | 76.13 | 96.1% | 2023-12-18 |
| 13626. | tstats[rtupps] (rtupps) | 76.13 | 94% | 2025-03-01 |
| 13627. | Salmon (salmonofdoubt) | 76.13 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13628. | isaac (darealjoemama) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |