I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10627. | Kylee (cheyna) | 85.31 | 96% | 2015-07-21 |
| 10628. | Jimbo (harrian) | 85.31 | 94% | 2017-01-24 |
| 10629. | Stelllla6 (lonelyswede) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 10630. | Joe (xeravik) | 85.29 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10631. | Cadeyn (monkeycadeyn) | 85.29 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 10632. | Keith (flanneldemigod) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 10633. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 85.28 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 10634. | j (swaggingpickle) | 85.28 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 10635. | Jack (touvski) | 85.27 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 10636. | Haky (haky4283) | 85.27 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 10637. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 85.27 | 92% | 2015-07-12 |
| 10638. | George (geoioanid) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 10639. | Vashista (vashista) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 10640. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10641. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 85.26 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10642. | Emily (em_hornet) | 85.26 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 10643. | Holcus (holcus_) | 85.25 | 98% | 2025-11-07 |
| 10644. | Naveed (conkerr) | 85.25 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 10645. | Megan (megceratops) | 85.25 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 10646. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 85.25 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 10647. | Jraz (joshtyping) | 85.25 | 96.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10648. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 85.25 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 10649. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 85.24 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 10650. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 85.24 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 10651. | deroche make me 220 nq plea... | 85.24 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10652. | Elliott (ewclark47) | 85.24 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10653. | Austin (iwanttogetfastathis) | 85.23 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 10654. | electric (tazerling01) | 85.23 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10655. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 85.23 | 93% | 2015-06-21 |
| 10656. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 85.22 | 97.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |