I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12799. | ghost (theghostbehindyou) | 78.33 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 12800. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 12801. | Thock (mechanicalkeyswitch) | 78.33 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 12802. | Hank (chillithebanana) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 12803. | Zhen Ou (wazhen) | 78.33 | 99% | 2018-05-30 |
| 12804. | Toocold (toocold) | 78.33 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 12805. | Ben (benjaminn) | 78.32 | 95% | 2017-09-11 |
| 12806. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 78.32 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 12807. | Karol (adobonimama) | 78.32 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 12808. | 1seventh (1seventh) | 78.32 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 12809. | Toby (tobytse99) | 78.32 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 12810. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 78.31 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 12811. | Kenji (cibmol) | 78.31 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 12812. | Seriously? (code_slayer) | 78.31 | 95% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12813. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 78.30 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 12814. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 78.30 | 98.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12815. | Hopp (461am) | 78.29 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 12816. | Denz (denzkiuy) | 78.29 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 12817. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 78.29 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12818. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 12819. | Joonha (d100fastfingers) | 78.29 | 96.5% | 2024-06-04 |
| 12820. | Panther889 (holcomd0) | 78.29 | 95.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12821. | David (klassmagicer17) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 12822. | Carson (cbragg923) | 78.29 | 99% | 2018-01-25 |
| 12823. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 78.29 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 12824. | Steven (ste900811) | 78.27 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12825. | Viet (vietbui99) | 78.27 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 12826. | jason (yacine77) | 78.27 | 95% | 2021-06-15 |
| 12827. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 78.27 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 12828. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 78.27 | 96% | 2018-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |