Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7637. | M (mozzb0zz) | 87.52 | 97% | 2025-05-10 |
| 7638. | Not (smirks) | 87.52 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 7639. | Charles (xx_white_racer_xx) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 7640. | hjl316ygh489yu (hjl316ygh48... | 87.52 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 7641. | denali (denalii) | 87.51 | 97.2% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7642. | xdom (xdomiino) | 87.51 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 7643. | + (pigeon0) | 87.51 | 97.7% | 2024-01-08 |
| 7644. | (strongly_typed_meteorite) | 87.50 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 7645. | Snacks (iwilleatyoursnacks) | 87.50 | 97% | 2024-11-05 |
| 7646. | J (yzy1234) | 87.48 | 99% | 2021-07-04 |
| 7647. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 87.48 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 7648. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 87.47 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 7649. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 87.46 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7650. | Sean (masian08) | 87.45 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 7651. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 87.45 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 7652. | Yushi (sunyushi) | 87.44 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 7653. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 87.43 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 7654. | cody (ocdy1001) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 7655. | Raffi (darafster) | 87.43 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 7656. | Duncan (micro_t) | 87.43 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 7657. | Juan (isayuno) | 87.43 | 97.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 7658. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 87.43 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 7659. | Hoguendalin (hoguendalin) | 87.43 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 7660. | Marlon (genedy21) | 87.42 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| 7661. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 87.42 | 96% | 2024-07-23 |
| 7662. | kkkkk (herroo) | 87.41 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 7663. | lut (lut_) | 87.40 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 7664. | Fierce (littlekitten7) | 87.40 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7665. | wanda (candrino) | 87.40 | 98% | 2025-04-21 |
| 7666. | Hhhh (strawbirry) | 87.40 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |