The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14026. | PJ (bacho86) | 81.74 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 14027. | D (fourdesks) | 81.74 | 98.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 14028. | Piotr (pmurach) | 81.74 | 98% | 2014-11-09 |
| 14029. | kiril (cold_fire) | 81.74 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 14030. | Matt (iwon100grand) | 81.73 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 14031. | Dominik (monteymontey) | 81.73 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 14032. | Benjamin (pklord753) | 81.73 | 96% | 2013-10-29 |
| 14033. | Kevin (kevinhsiung) | 81.73 | 93% | 2013-08-11 |
| 14034. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 81.73 | 95% | 2013-08-22 |
| 14035. | aoeu (lazycheetah) | 81.73 | 95% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14036. | Justin (justintime17) | 81.73 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 14037. | Daniel (kid05daniel) | 81.72 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 14038. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 81.72 | 96.7% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14039. | rang (idletekz) | 81.72 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 14040. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 81.72 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 14041. | Alex (alevy) | 81.72 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 14042. | McMac2 (sjm46) | 81.71 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 14043. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 81.71 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14044. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 81.71 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14045. | Nils (nilslhx) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 14046. | Dylan (nagnikap) | 81.71 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 14047. | Christian (hoffa) | 81.71 | 82% | 2016-08-25 |
| 14048. | Yoshhu (exideon) | 81.70 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14049. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 81.70 | 96.6% | 2023-05-26 |
| 14050. | insilico (insilico) | 81.70 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| 14051. | Mehiz (mehiz) | 81.70 | 92% | 2012-10-25 |
| 14052. | Robyn (robynb) | 81.70 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 14053. | Nathan (nate101995) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 14054. | 痛い (kraddan) | 81.69 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 14055. | Luca (cheezeitzrice) | 81.69 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |