I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16942. | chicken (chethan819) | 72.17 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 16943. | Filip (flameouken) | 72.17 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 16944. | coolerthancats (coolerthanc... | 72.17 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 16945. | Cagri (mr_oral) | 72.16 | 95% | 2023-05-11 |
| 16946. | AL (al_j______) | 72.14 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| 16947. | Deltan (deltan) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 16948. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 16949. | Hannah (_hannahxr) | 72.14 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 16950. | Justice (forlorn_guy) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 16951. | Neel (jydoenwat) | 72.13 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 16952. | Allie (canipleasename) | 72.13 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 16953. | arz (arzr) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 16954. | juin (choonjuin) | 72.13 | 97% | 2017-04-10 |
| 16955. | john (kyrie456king) | 72.12 | 95% | 2026-02-12 |
| 16956. | Christopher (chrizopaz) | 72.12 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16957. | woahman (realwoahman) | 72.12 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 16958. | Kacper (hoff123) | 72.11 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16959. | Dimitrije (mitapro24) | 72.11 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 16960. | Joe (lordhaslim_2003) | 72.11 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 16961. | Poop (poopbuttpoop) | 72.11 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 16962. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 72.11 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 16963. | Weirdness (weirdnessunfolds) | 72.10 | 95.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 16964. | Olanrewaju (lanreewaju) | 72.09 | 96% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16965. | Netta Atzili (nettatzili) | 72.09 | 97.2% | 2023-11-15 |
| 16966. | Lexie (lexieabbas) | 72.09 | 97.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 16967. | Danny (danyeeast) | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16968. | Lily (tigerlglily) | 72.09 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 16969. | Sam (hgfgjgpg) | 72.08 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 16970. | Sang (nasteacode) | 72.08 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16971. | themztr (themztr) | 72.08 | 98.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |