With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9657. | Tim (pacmeng) | 85.19 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 9658. | Loud (loudskies) | 85.18 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 9659. | alexander (alexisawesome63) | 85.18 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 9660. | Tozu (tozu) | 85.18 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 9661. | Watdahill (jieoms) | 85.17 | 97% | 2025-09-14 |
| 9662. | matan (malsonic) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9663. | DNF (lam4nk) | 85.17 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 9664. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9665. | owen (beemochop) | 85.17 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 9666. | Declan (dg05) | 85.17 | 96.7% | 2024-08-03 |
| 9667. | Joshua (joshuamclark) | 85.17 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 9668. | sadwipe (sadwipe) | 85.16 | 95.1% | 2024-01-20 |
| 9669. | Ben (speedparticle) | 85.16 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 9670. | Larissa (lariharri) | 85.16 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 9671. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 85.16 | 95% | 2023-08-10 |
| 9672. | Mike (micko34) | 85.16 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9673. | Joshua Parker (jtpark99) | 85.15 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9674. | Jane (directly) | 85.15 | 90% | 2017-03-01 |
| 9675. | hooo (hoehoe) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9676. | Henry (ambandi) | 85.15 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 9677. | Will (elwoodbeartest) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9678. | Rico (satoshi44) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9679. | H (hdawg187) | 85.15 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 9680. | Benjamin (dogast) | 85.14 | 95.1% | 2024-09-28 |
| 9681. | Thomsa (thomsah) | 85.14 | 96.1% | 2023-12-15 |
| 9682. | Meme (edgel0rd) | 85.14 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 9683. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 85.14 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
| 9684. | Master (nasty121) | 85.14 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 9685. | Michael (mish1) | 85.13 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 9686. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 85.13 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |