Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3128. | Laurel (bahgoesthegoat) | 70.33 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3129. | Absolut (rluyen) | 70.33 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3130. | The (anuj26022001) | 70.30 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3131. | Bruh (1845619) | 70.28 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3132. | ddp (ddpham) | 70.27 | 93% | 2019-03-25 |
| 3133. | Martin (dellham) | 70.27 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3134. | Max (maltshuler20) | 70.27 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3135. | G (graboy) | 70.27 | 94% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3136. | marcos (markitosxd) | 70.24 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3137. | Jack (jhudson85) | 70.24 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 3138. | Gagan (gagan18) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3139. | Duck (duckduckwhale) | 70.20 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3140. | J (jueno) | 70.19 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3141. | kottt (kweent182) | 70.19 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3142. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 70.18 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3143. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 70.17 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3144. | Hner (hner) | 70.16 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3145. | nyet (slickman) | 70.14 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3146. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 70.14 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3147. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 70.13 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 3148. | Brett (go271) | 70.11 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 3149. | Scorpius (scorpius_apollo) | 70.11 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3150. | Doug (dogtypewithpaws) | 70.10 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3151. | Max (bobpoiu7890) | 70.09 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3152. | Þorsteinn (duddij) | 70.06 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 3153. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3154. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3155. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 70.04 | 94% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3156. | Free Bird (kono_dio_da) | 70.02 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3157. | Aleks (aleks8) | 70.01 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |