Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1279. | Shroom (ezshroom) | 113.66 | 97% | 2026-03-07 |
| 1280. | rawrrr (darrrrrrr) | 113.64 | 97.8% | 2024-09-04 |
| 1281. | Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... | 113.61 | 96.7% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1282. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 113.61 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1283. | Martin (4us1on) | 113.58 | 99% | 2025-11-26 |
| 1284. | Type like never before! (re... | 113.55 | 97.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1285. | enskii (nskry) | 113.53 | 98.6% | 2023-05-15 |
| 1286. | TGG-SZC4GJGN55 (_keedawg_) | 113.51 | 98% | 2025-10-30 |
| 1287. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 113.50 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1288. | milmilgottagofast (milmilgo... | 113.43 | 99.1% | 2024-09-24 |
| 1289. | merika (merikaa) | 113.41 | 98.4% | 2025-01-29 |
| 1290. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 113.41 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1291. | Harry (pandasboob) | 113.38 | 96.5% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1292. | rickrao (rickrao) | 113.37 | 97.7% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1293. | apoorv (covfere) | 113.36 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 1294. | _ (bettersins) | 113.35 | 98.9% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1295. | Hmjo707 (hmjo) | 113.29 | 98% | 2024-11-12 |
| 1296. | Han (hantheautist) | 113.20 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1297. | M (mynameischop) | 113.15 | 98% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1298. | MNM (mnmnour) | 113.15 | 98% | 2023-12-06 |
| 1299. | JJ (luddeus) | 113.11 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 1300. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 113.10 | 97.7% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1301. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 113.09 | 98.4% | 2024-06-29 |
| 1302. | Tee (typin_turn) | 113.08 | 99% | 2025-11-08 |
| 1303. | peyer (bubteax) | 113.08 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1304. | fijodaofasdf (iojdfoafdsa) | 113.06 | 98% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1305. | Olav (thederpygod) | 113.05 | 98% | 2025-08-24 |
| 1306. | BlindDoc (drnoire) | 113.02 | 98% | 2025-10-28 |
| 1307. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 113.02 | 98.2% | 2024-11-06 |
| 1308. | Jippy (jippyl) | 113.01 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |