So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21970. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 65.37 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 21971. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 65.36 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 21972. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 65.36 | 86% | 2017-04-06 |
| 21973. | huang (huangmax) | 65.36 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 21974. | Yana (yanafaisal) | 65.36 | 95% | 2014-03-15 |
| 21975. | no (hachiroku1121) | 65.35 | 95% | 2023-05-28 |
| 21976. | nela (nelariddle) | 65.35 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 21977. | Kanav (kanav_30) | 65.35 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 21978. | Neil (haab) | 65.35 | 88% | 2012-11-28 |
| 21979. | Blank: (nsikkk) | 65.35 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 21980. | Amogus (trajojo) | 65.34 | 94% | 2022-12-09 |
| 21981. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 65.34 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 21982. | Edison (eddie_boy) | 65.34 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 21983. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 65.34 | 93% | 2018-06-07 |
| 21984. | Billy (billychan1988) | 65.34 | 97% | 2015-01-07 |
| 21985. | bilalashraf148@gmail.com (b... | 65.34 | 97% | 2015-08-25 |
| 21986. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 65.33 | 95% | 2014-09-26 |
| 21987. | Alexander (abelics) | 65.33 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 21988. | Christ (opposition) | 65.33 | 95% | 2014-03-11 |
| 21989. | Kamil (smokinmon) | 65.32 | 95% | 2013-12-16 |
| 21990. | Josiah (ejosiah) | 65.32 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 21991. | Assael (assael21) | 65.32 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 21992. | Leung (noobie_markie) | 65.32 | 97.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21993. | Victor (anuktoy) | 65.32 | 96% | 2012-09-11 |
| 21994. | EEJ (edoero) | 65.32 | 94% | 2012-11-11 |
| 21995. | NO (longkiemphi) | 65.32 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 21996. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 65.32 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 21997. | Gian (gian) | 65.32 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 21998. | Kevin (kevinpro97) | 65.31 | 88% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21999. | Ifrah (ahmed_ifrah) | 65.31 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |