I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2148. | Taran (tarankloty) | 118.12 | 99% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2149. | Loic (99loic) | 118.11 | 98.4% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2150. | Venkat (vengh) | 118.11 | 99% | 2025-08-13 |
| 2151. | Razgrizaces (razgrizaces) | 118.10 | 93% | 2017-01-23 |
| 2152. | Luka (garicluka) | 118.09 | 96.5% | 2024-09-01 |
| 2153. | Spas (crsorsmth) | 118.09 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 2154. | x5la (x5la) | 118.09 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 2155. | Matthew (quasiter) | 118.07 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 2156. | CodeTalker (insanityswake) | 118.06 | 98.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2157. | Josh (jahasophat) | 118.06 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 2158. | Leia (s_leia) | 118.05 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2159. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 118.05 | 98.3% | 2023-06-02 |
| 2160. | michael (banane_1) | 118.04 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 2161. | Nazarbek (na2a_) | 118.02 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2162. | (Quitting is for losers) (_... | 118.01 | 97% | 2023-12-26 |
| 2163. | The Real Snail (kelvin_paul) | 117.99 | 98.7% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2164. | BUST (hl1925) | 117.98 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 2165. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 117.94 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2166. | Bruna (brunas2) | 117.94 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2167. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 117.94 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 2168. | Juror_8 (jurornumber8) | 117.93 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 2169. | Mike (zerozeno) | 117.90 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2170. | jacob (specterr) | 117.89 | 98.6% | 2024-01-08 |
| 2171. | noogit (burz7) | 117.89 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 2172. | Chai (chayared) | 117.88 | 98.3% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2173. | Wrest (wrest) | 117.85 | 99% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2174. | Seba (nalnah5) | 117.85 | 99% | 2022-05-29 |
| 2175. | killy grim (pastries) | 117.83 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2176. | System.out.println("Nah I'd... | 117.83 | 97.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 2177. | Muhammad (muhammad_s) | 117.82 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |