And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3860. | RIP Byron (charlielawl) | 117.26 | 86% | 2012-12-30 |
| 3861. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 117.24 | 97.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 3862. | sal (italianstallion3) | 117.24 | 98% | 2013-09-29 |
| 3863. | box (paperbox) | 117.23 | 98% | 2013-07-19 |
| 3864. | ReallySlow (whysoslow) | 117.23 | 99% | 2013-12-08 |
| 3865. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 117.21 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 3866. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 117.20 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3867. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 117.20 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 3868. | More Hurry Less Speed (just... | 117.20 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 3869. | ♥jerry (scionlight) | 117.19 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 3870. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 117.19 | 97% | 2012-04-10 |
| 3871. | PR (mrprx) | 117.18 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 3872. | Meh (meh321) | 117.17 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3873. | Andre (sheepathon) | 117.17 | 90% | 2014-07-20 |
| 3874. | k (kathy100) | 117.15 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 3875. | Jiyan (dual) | 117.15 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 3876. | Liran (liranm89) | 117.14 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| 3877. | 박 (urnu) | 117.14 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 3878. | trangrams (trangrams) | 117.14 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 3879. | BUST (hl1925) | 117.14 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 3880. | Steve (baronvontito) | 117.12 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 3881. | Alex (alexk8) | 117.10 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 3882. | Jenny (jennypooh) | 117.09 | 98% | 2013-02-06 |
| 3883. | Steven (misterpear) | 117.09 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 3884. | Ralph (eltigro) | 117.09 | 99% | 2011-10-20 |
| 3885. | Sean (schneediener) | 117.08 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 3886. | Niek (niekie) | 117.08 | 100% | 2015-09-16 |
| 3887. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 117.08 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 3888. | Princess B ~~ (bryonyp) | 117.08 | 99% | 2013-10-18 |
| 3889. | jazon (jazonandes) | 117.07 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |