I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17598. | mehdi (mehdi_chime) | 70.29 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 17599. | TheSeaRabbit (thesearabbit) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 17600. | Paul (paukars) | 70.29 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17601. | Cone (conegranice) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 17602. | BASIL (basilps123) | 70.28 | 100% | 2018-11-22 |
| 17603. | baby (babyshadow) | 70.28 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 17604. | Donee (volts5) | 70.28 | 94% | 2021-04-25 |
| 17605. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 70.28 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17606. | John Doe (skitzoid) | 70.27 | 96% | 2025-10-28 |
| 17607. | Nolan (nd23) | 70.27 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 17608. | Saptarshi (lamda_cdm_10) | 70.27 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17609. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 70.27 | 94% | 2023-01-24 |
| 17610. | 2Lenne (hannaloresa) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 17611. | jun (jun0sck) | 70.26 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17612. | kusano (kusano) | 70.26 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 17613. | Ramayanam (damu_888@yahoo.c... | 70.26 | 93% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17614. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 70.25 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 17615. | Bob (flamy_b) | 70.25 | 96% | 2025-01-27 |
| 17616. | caleb (heze8) | 70.25 | 89% | 2016-05-09 |
| 17617. | Lajuu (masihbelajar) | 70.25 | 96.7% | 2023-07-26 |
| 17618. | madkring (madkring) | 70.25 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 17619. | Quan (tmquan98) | 70.25 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 17620. | Jesse (hkyin) | 70.25 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 17621. | kiriiya (kiriiya) | 70.24 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 17622. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2023-05-23 |
| 17623. | McKenna (pipercray) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 17624. | Eatran (mxl102130067) | 70.24 | 97.6% | 2023-11-11 |
| 17625. | Sam (ie_dead) | 70.24 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 17626. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 70.24 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17627. | Doug (failure28) | 70.24 | 98% | 2017-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |