The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7374. | patrick (iaminarush) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
7375. | Eric (guster09) | 94.94 | 94% | 2015-09-01 |
7376. | Henri (therealkanyeeast) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
7377. | Mike (sauchenfauch) | 94.93 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
7378. | Gabe (max79) | 94.93 | 92% | 2014-11-30 |
7379. | Sverker (sverker2004) | 94.92 | — | 2010-05-28 |
7380. | Lord Kek (herpderpzy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2013-09-13 |
7381. | burro (banton) | 94.92 | 99% | 2012-12-29 |
7382. | brianbear (briand724080) | 94.92 | 98% | 2013-12-28 |
7383. | Sean (lordvolcan6) | 94.92 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
7384. | Ethan (bihone) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
7385. | Chin (lychin) | 94.91 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
7386. | Derek (rasehead) | 94.91 | — | 2009-08-25 |
7387. | Matt (qfuture) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
7388. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 94.90 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
7389. | I wil try, and you too. (ms... | 94.89 | 92% | 2011-05-27 |
7390. | Bigpigg (bigpigg) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
7391. | Meeks (eekms) | 94.88 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
7392. | C (ccc123) | 94.88 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
7393. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 94.88 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
7394. | hj (hjjin) | 94.88 | — | 2010-06-20 |
7395. | Cougar (cpope440) | 94.87 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
7396. | dong (dongdong7) | 94.87 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
7397. | Teer (resorz) | 94.87 | 98% | 2015-10-17 |
7398. | Hello (hellotelly) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
7399. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 94.86 | 99% | 2023-09-04 |
7400. | hehe (blazeclash) | 94.86 | 97.9% | 2021-01-29 |
7401. | Izzy (gomizzy) | 94.86 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
7402. | 98765321 (98765321) | 94.86 | 98% | 2016-09-08 |
7403. | jaja (forestisgay) | 94.86 | 95% | 2013-09-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 86,922 | 82.28 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 115 | 85.55 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 85 | 87.42 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |