As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12064. | Chad (chadwardenbeballinnnnn) | 79.01 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 12065. | Lulu (meandmygrls) | 79.00 | 99% | 2017-02-07 |
| 12066. | David (dvdvmchmch) | 79.00 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 12067. | caili (cailih) | 79.00 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12068. | lapras (lapras) | 79.00 | 98% | 2016-04-22 |
| 12069. | Sean (laggermc) | 79.00 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 12070. | Bobby (bobbysmith1191) | 78.99 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 12071. | Man (manontheway54) | 78.99 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 12072. | Linus (detailsnot) | 78.99 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 12073. | Eric (kusikiwi) | 78.98 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12074. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 78.98 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12075. | Diego (isqube) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 12076. | poop (horus_poop) | 78.98 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12077. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 78.98 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 12078. | Jason (deerjason) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 12079. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 78.98 | 91% | 2015-05-24 |
| 12080. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 78.97 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 12081. | Valentine (walken_742) | 78.97 | 92% | 2015-08-12 |
| 12082. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 78.96 | 97.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 12083. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 12084. | Iain (laind) | 78.96 | 95.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12085. | Grace (gc270) | 78.96 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 12086. | Kacper (bonbtz) | 78.96 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12087. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.96 | 93% | 2017-03-20 |
| 12088. | mrthejodster (mrthejodster) | 78.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12089. | justin (rold_jisas) | 78.95 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12090. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12091. | merk (undernewb) | 78.95 | 96% | 2017-11-25 |
| 12092. | Aam✨ (eiqramnas) | 78.94 | 96% | 2024-08-09 |
| 12093. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 78.94 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |