I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9516. | ih8israel (partypooper100) | 86.52 | 95% | 2025-03-22 |
| 9517. | rmanz (rmanz) | 86.52 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9518. | academ (academ) | 86.51 | 97% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9519. | k9m3 (k9m3) | 86.51 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 9520. | P0IS0N (p0is0n) | 86.51 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 9521. | thax (argothian) | 86.51 | 99% | 2017-10-15 |
| 9522. | æ (c_c_c) | 86.51 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 9523. | Rekia (rekia) | 86.51 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 9524. | Matthew (rush_a) | 86.50 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 9525. | Gallium (dainternetdude) | 86.50 | 97.8% | 2024-03-06 |
| 9526. | Rafik (superw0rri0) | 86.49 | 87% | 2017-01-20 |
| 9527. | Mars (shintengin) | 86.49 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 9528. | jiangyan (jiangyan) | 86.49 | 96.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 9529. | Jacob (jakemr) | 86.49 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9530. | Lost (lostelo) | 86.48 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9531. | Ray (flexray) | 86.48 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9532. | ynner (hiynnah) | 86.47 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 9533. | ishwarendra (ishwarendra) | 86.47 | 97.4% | 2024-03-21 |
| 9534. | tstats[puchny] (puchny) | 86.47 | 97% | 2023-12-15 |
| 9535. | Ahpoo (ahpoo) | 86.47 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 9536. | Justin (justintam556) | 86.47 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9537. | M.Verstappen (gameroubas) | 86.47 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 9538. | Avnil (lavamagma) | 86.47 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 9539. | Joseph (bigboybo28) | 86.46 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9540. | Todd (toddneal) | 86.46 | 96% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9541. | notnecess (notnecess) | 86.46 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 9542. | Jack (jfragg) | 86.46 | 97% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9543. | Dark (monevtna) | 86.46 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 9544. | grep-er (511kartik) | 86.45 | 97.2% | 2024-06-05 |
| 9545. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 86.45 | 97.7% | 2023-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |