So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13414. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 79.18 | 95% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13415. | Marian (vanilla2) | 79.18 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 13416. | megalog (megalog) | 79.18 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 13417. | Tommi (amb1ent) | 79.18 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 13418. | ermac (rklive) | 79.17 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 13419. | gloria (glorialostthegame) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
| 13420. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 79.17 | 99% | 2012-11-13 |
| 13421. | wanglihong (wanglihong) | 79.17 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 13422. | ShiftyEyedKirk (shiftyeyedk... | 79.16 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 13423. | onel (onel11) | 79.16 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
| 13424. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 79.16 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 13425. | B (bjwong) | 79.16 | 93% | 2014-05-27 |
| 13426. | maharshi (supermaharshi) | 79.16 | 99% | 2012-03-17 |
| 13427. | anomaly (anomaly5647) | 79.16 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 13428. | Yasya (yasyars) | 79.15 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13429. | Kevin (logia) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 13430. | Anntaylor (antlers) | 79.14 | 87% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13431. | Tzemis (greekjames) | 79.14 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| 13432. | tuan.luu (chucphuc) | 79.14 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 13433. | Noe (yesnoe) | 79.14 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 13434. | hiwatari (hiwatari) | 79.14 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 13435. | Oobi (oobixyz) | 79.13 | 95% | 2022-12-10 |
| 13436. | Albert (timetock) | 79.13 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 13437. | seelan (seelan) | 79.13 | 96% | 2014-01-14 |
| 13438. | Arjan (avdh4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13439. | Altantsooj (baljkaa39) | 79.13 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 13440. | Joseph (josejose1) | 79.13 | 100% | 2014-10-14 |
| 13441. | l_Suple_l (ql_suple_lp) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13442. | Ben (bendoman_) | 79.12 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 13443. | Faendal (colintjy) | 79.12 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |