Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23771. | (legi21) | 62.28 | 97% | 2011-09-08 |
| 23772. | (mircuzz) | 62.28 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 23773. | (manojk) | 62.28 | 92% | 2013-01-07 |
| 23774. | (bigboss26) | 62.28 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 23775. | (typeracerer2020) | 62.28 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 23776. | (jessica_phuong) | 62.28 | 97% | 2014-03-03 |
| 23777. | (moto) | 62.27 | — | 2009-05-29 |
| 23778. | (earomc) | 62.27 | 94.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 23779. | (ooofooo) | 62.27 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 23780. | (lazer_2002) | 62.27 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 23781. | (little_bee) | 62.26 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 23782. | (mithrandir04) | 62.26 | 95.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23783. | (lillycools) | 62.26 | 97% | 2013-09-07 |
| 23784. | (ramzan12345) | 62.26 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 23785. | (vidovic03) | 62.26 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23786. | (tobi1215) | 62.26 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23787. | (dendiz) | 62.25 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 23788. | (notpeo) | 62.25 | 93% | 2013-05-20 |
| 23789. | (molie) | 62.25 | 89% | 2012-11-19 |
| 23790. | (hiroko) | 62.25 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 23791. | (ballsinyourface) | 62.25 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
| 23792. | (darrinj) | 62.25 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 23793. | andrew (papayasalad) | 62.25 | 95% | 2019-02-19 |
| 23794. | (ellianahaha) | 62.25 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 23795. | (kidkid) | 62.24 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 23796. | (tjasko) | 62.24 | 86% | 2014-10-16 |
| 23797. | Rohan (r2d3) | 62.24 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| 23798. | (fils1990) | 62.24 | 89% | 2012-11-10 |
| 23799. | (ksven) | 62.23 | 99% | 2019-07-25 |
| 23800. | (cmurph) | 62.23 | 92% | 2014-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |