And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28960. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 64.66 | 83% | 2012-02-19 |
| 28961. | Zeroed (zeroed_) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28962. | ada (cosmic_pimp) | 64.65 | 94% | 2023-03-21 |
| 28963. | Linda (bermuda) | 64.65 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 28964. | Mani (mani82d) | 64.65 | 94% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28965. | Gum (blankgumbeat) | 64.65 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28966. | Dark Knight (___001) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 28967. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.65 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 28968. | yomum (ahmet_ergun) | 64.64 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28969. | cu63y (qu63y) | 64.64 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28970. | typer (turbo360) | 64.64 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 28971. | Pablo (p1blis81) | 64.63 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 28972. | Surajit (surajit) | 64.63 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 28973. | Omar (omarsavaash20) | 64.63 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 28974. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 64.63 | 95% | 2014-06-02 |
| 28975. | Ramdizzle (ramdizzle) | 64.63 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 28976. | Lothar (_javh_) | 64.62 | 100% | 2015-02-13 |
| 28977. | day (const_bored) | 64.62 | 94% | 2022-07-24 |
| 28978. | K2 (kjohnson2) | 64.62 | 96.2% | 2023-09-25 |
| 28979. | The R (dream34) | 64.62 | 91% | 2014-09-15 |
| 28980. | Herman (hermanl03) | 64.62 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 28981. | Fasih (fasihhassan) | 64.62 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 28982. | Hinrek (hinrek) | 64.62 | 88% | 2013-06-29 |
| 28983. | Bebedingding (bebedingding) | 64.61 | 98.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 28984. | Mohamed (kidjunky) | 64.61 | 87% | 2016-05-09 |
| 28985. | Bill (p0werc0rd0fjustice) | 64.61 | 94% | 2017-06-25 |
| 28986. | Aleksandar (alexg2003) | 64.61 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
| 28987. | magnus (carlsenmagnus) | 64.60 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 28988. | tstats[alexander98] (alexan... | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 28989. | William (williamjr2004) | 64.60 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |