Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14375. | Matt (silverfang) | 77.99 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 14376. | Bane (djex808) | 77.99 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 14377. | Jamie (kosten) | 77.98 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 14378. | Nicholas (nichtoh) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 14379. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 77.98 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 14380. | emz (emz69420) | 77.98 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 14381. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 77.98 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 14382. | KrazyKernel (korneliustheboba) | 77.98 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 14383. | Kevin (kevinyobeth) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14384. | Florent (flowrange) | 77.98 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 14385. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 77.98 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 14386. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 77.97 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 14387. | Andre (lordesupremo) | 77.97 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 14388. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 77.97 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 14389. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 77.97 | 98% | 2015-10-10 |
| 14390. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 77.97 | 95% | 2016-02-23 |
| 14391. | Aidan (xanthosus) | 77.96 | 97% | 2014-07-31 |
| 14392. | Rem (remroid66) | 77.96 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14393. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 77.96 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 14394. | Fin (finkaakao) | 77.96 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 14395. | Arnold (arnoldz) | 77.96 | 92% | 2017-03-11 |
| 14396. | Xave (xaviage) | 77.96 | 90% | 2015-07-28 |
| 14397. | HingjonWallpapers (hingj0n) | 77.96 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 14398. | Twilight Sparkle (twilights... | 77.96 | 91% | 2012-04-23 |
| 14399. | Aram (arejmm7) | 77.96 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 14400. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 77.95 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 14401. | Irfan (irfan3) | 77.95 | 98% | 2014-04-12 |
| 14402. | Petro (vpetro) | 77.94 | 92% | 2011-10-13 |
| 14403. | Kevin (vin15) | 77.94 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 14404. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 77.94 | 97% | 2012-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |