As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9073. | Fang (fang1216) | 82.96 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
9074. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 82.95 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
9075. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 82.95 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
9076. | Avaish (avaish97) | 82.95 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
9077. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
9078. | Raghav (redsondude) | 82.94 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
9079. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 82.94 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
9080. | mtz (domenicodf) | 82.94 | 99% | 2020-08-06 |
9081. | Scion (scionzz) | 82.93 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
9082. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 82.93 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
9083. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 82.93 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
9084. | emu (emu995) | 82.93 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
9085. | (robert420) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
9086. | Kris (joemamacita) | 82.92 | 97.1% | 2023-11-11 |
9087. | treje (treje) | 82.92 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
9088. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 82.92 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
9089. | Ty (practice65) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
9090. | bird (birdazzz) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
9091. | they used to say we would n... | 82.91 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
9092. | Juno (tempting) | 82.91 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
9093. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
9094. | Con (condoriano4761) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
9095. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 82.90 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
9096. | Abhi (abhipro7) | 82.90 | 96% | 2016-08-31 |
9097. | David (quac) | 82.89 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
9098. | daniel (daniel8028) | 82.88 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
9099. | me_irl (powderer) | 82.88 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
9100. | Schumacher (rossi46) | 82.87 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
9101. | Alexander (alexanderfzz) | 82.87 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
9102. | Prabhakar (gkprabhakar) | 82.87 | 98% | 2015-09-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |