The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38747. | Jens (chamberlain) | 55.89 | 95% | 2014-05-25 |
| 38748. | legacy (gratefulboi_teo) | 55.88 | 96% | 2025-08-31 |
| 38749. | Andrew (andrewhey) | 55.88 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 38750. | Ronald (200275146) | 55.88 | 90% | 2015-04-11 |
| 38751. | munderdifflin (munderdifflin) | 55.88 | 94.6% | 2024-02-04 |
| 38752. | c466851 (c466851) | 55.88 | 97% | 2025-10-17 |
| 38753. | Robin (sulami) | 55.88 | 95% | 2013-11-29 |
| 38754. | Egoist (frontend_dev) | 55.87 | 95% | 2025-10-27 |
| 38755. | Shome (shmoe9806) | 55.87 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 38756. | Kayode (kayodeee) | 55.87 | 96% | 2024-12-07 |
| 38757. | Grace (gigi715) | 55.87 | 96.4% | 2024-01-29 |
| 38758. | Vu (vuquynghia2) | 55.87 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 38759. | Rose (chicck3n) | 55.87 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 38760. | Viper (v1per2000) | 55.87 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 38761. | cy chan (cy1986) | 55.87 | 96% | 2011-12-22 |
| 38762. | alam (alamjael) | 55.87 | 95% | 2016-12-31 |
| 38763. | Satyam (satyamvatsal) | 55.86 | 94.9% | 2024-12-14 |
| 38764. | Simon (simon_bm) | 55.86 | 95.4% | 2024-10-11 |
| 38765. | zidane (zidane77) | 55.86 | 98% | 2024-01-18 |
| 38766. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 55.86 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 38767. | Paul (koenig_paul) | 55.86 | 96% | 2024-06-03 |
| 38768. | apc (i3rene) | 55.86 | 98.3% | 2024-03-18 |
| 38769. | 𝕄𝕠𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕧... | 55.86 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 38770. | Yerzhan (venusbroken) | 55.86 | 94% | 2023-01-13 |
| 38771. | vicky (vickyy) | 55.86 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 38772. | Adrien (kufii) | 55.86 | 93% | 2014-06-25 |
| 38773. | ota (hinally0529) | 55.86 | 90% | 2016-09-17 |
| 38774. | Pakistani (toori) | 55.86 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 38775. | Wroom! (wrom) | 55.86 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 38776. | Black (ryujinjakka) | 55.85 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |