The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13213. | Bro (flareon99) | 39.80 | 91% | 2016-09-25 |
| 13214. | Simon (darkfiremoon) | 39.80 | 86% | 2012-03-10 |
| 13215. | june (optical_molasses) | 39.79 | 93% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13216. | Cap (captaindeadpool) | 39.79 | 91% | 2016-06-12 |
| 13217. | oi (oipils) | 39.79 | 94% | 2023-03-11 |
| 13218. | Bek (bekk) | 39.79 | 88% | 2016-11-25 |
| 13219. | Oxi (yeseuz) | 39.78 | 89% | 2016-06-25 |
| 13220. | Tmr (tmr_sa) | 39.78 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 13221. | Supernova (amwsupernova) | 39.78 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13222. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 39.78 | 89% | 2013-09-01 |
| 13223. | Ashot (ashotmovsisyan) | 39.77 | 93% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13224. | ty4ever (ty4ever) | 39.77 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 13225. | Rhestie (thefastrhestie) | 39.77 | 91% | 2017-01-19 |
| 13226. | Cody (itsmee0o7) | 39.76 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13227. | Ashish (dyrroth) | 39.76 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13228. | Charles (charleswfb) | 39.76 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 13229. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 39.75 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 13230. | Himanshu (himanshu0707) | 39.75 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 13231. | Sumit (sumit56) | 39.75 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 13232. | ibrar (ibrar) | 39.75 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 13233. | Attia (yattia) | 39.74 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13234. | K I N G (koca_system16) | 39.74 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13235. | Aryan (jai_ho420) | 39.74 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13236. | Angel (cookiewings) | 39.74 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 13237. | Dora (pizza_dora) | 39.74 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 13238. | Royal_Beast (mmolan1593) | 39.74 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 13239. | firoz (firoz_bhai) | 39.73 | 93% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13240. | Ariel (ariel) | 39.73 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 13241. | Tinh (tinhnguyen) | 39.73 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 13242. | Alexey (freopen) | 39.73 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |