Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 780. | Timothy (chrysmere) | 126.21 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 781. | Knight_Oikos (knight_oikos) | 126.20 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 782. | Dennis (skys) | 126.19 | 97% | 2013-08-25 |
| 783. | sean (seany5) | 126.12 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 784. | Ω (tunfisk) | 126.10 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 785. | blaze (blaise) | 126.09 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 786. | Demon (demon666) | 126.09 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 787. | Peggle (pegglefrank) | 126.09 | 98% | 2016-09-28 |
| 788. | Chris (rookie125) | 126.09 | 98% | 2011-11-20 |
| 789. | (jlam55555colemak) | 126.08 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 790. | Ishark (ishark) | 126.05 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 791. | Onosk (onosko) | 126.04 | 96% | 2011-08-28 |
| 792. | D (dmizzy) | 126.04 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 793. | Ethan (ethan4444) | 126.03 | 97% | 2013-08-15 |
| 794. | Fish (fish753) | 126.01 | 100% | 2018-10-23 |
| 795. | Ioana (yamayama) | 126.00 | 100% | 2019-07-31 |
| 796. | Hilda (hildamd) | 125.96 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 797. | Janook (janook) | 125.92 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 798. | Paul (dakuzo) | 125.91 | 98% | 2014-11-09 |
| 799. | Phozzon (phozzonunnium) | 125.91 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 800. | Madeline (madd926) | 125.90 | 94% | 2011-12-10 |
| 801. | Raine (rainefalls) | 125.90 | 100% | 2020-07-23 |
| 802. | Pinya-Katherine (pikachin) | 125.89 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 803. | iHax (ihax) | 125.88 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 804. | Chagil (chagil) | 125.86 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 805. | Brad (roboto) | 125.84 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 806. | millad (miljad) | 125.83 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 807. | Steven (ghost39) | 125.82 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 808. | frank (mitsuout) | 125.82 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
| 809. | Delay No More (shardfall) | 125.80 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |