So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3072. | (curryshoe) | 106.71 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 3073. | River (river_zastory) | 106.71 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 3074. | (jamesjamesjamesjamesjames) | 106.70 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 3075. | (jeez560) | 106.70 | 98.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 3076. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 106.70 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 3077. | (mrpaperman) | 106.70 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3078. | (kevincadman) | 106.70 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 3079. | (helgim) | 106.69 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 3080. | Jonathan (mabberino) | 106.68 | 99% | 2020-05-18 |
| 3081. | (aerohman) | 106.67 | 98% | 2013-09-25 |
| 3082. | (robotchad) | 106.67 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3083. | (randomtask) | 106.67 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 3084. | (restupfriend) | 106.65 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 3085. | (lgwilliams) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3086. | (regwong) | 106.65 | 99% | 2016-05-02 |
| 3087. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 106.65 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 3088. | Izzy (isabella1203) | 106.64 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 3089. | Marc (ratshepard) | 106.64 | 98.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3090. | Hilda (hildamd) | 106.64 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 3091. | (yurts) | 106.63 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 3092. | (misteeque) | 106.62 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3093. | (shitkb) | 106.61 | 97% | 2017-02-02 |
| 3094. | Ned (nedfrench) | 106.61 | 95% | 2013-12-20 |
| 3095. | (fuxiii) | 106.61 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3096. | (copayne) | 106.60 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 3097. | anthony (antoneni) | 106.59 | 97% | 2022-04-14 |
| 3098. | (kgao1996) | 106.59 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
| 3099. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 106.58 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
| 3100. | (srittenhouse) | 106.57 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 3101. | (davidjohnston20) | 106.57 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |