The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20702. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 70.79 | 86% | 2011-11-20 |
| 20703. | Grace (lilyruby_7192) | 70.79 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 20704. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 70.79 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 20705. | 4Head (anele) | 70.79 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 20706. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 70.78 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 20707. | Billy (onlyallowedtotype20r... | 70.78 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 20708. | Felix (sp4cebar) | 70.78 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20709. | Maja (kussimurra) | 70.78 | 91% | 2013-06-10 |
| 20710. | qjari (kjari) | 70.78 | 96.2% | 2023-07-25 |
| 20711. | Felix (vantagex1215) | 70.78 | 95% | 2022-10-29 |
| 20712. | Christopher (yammayammatoot) | 70.78 | 96.8% | 2023-10-13 |
| 20713. | hibernatin_panda (hibernati... | 70.78 | 96.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 20714. | Venom (_venom) | 70.78 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 20715. | Dabber (xzy331) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20716. | Ty (tycundy) | 70.78 | 89% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20717. | Michele (etbleu) | 70.78 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 20718. | xi (highrizery) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 20719. | Pijka (pijkacz) | 70.77 | 98% | 2016-12-18 |
| 20720. | Tiaborkee (tiaborkee) | 70.77 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 20721. | maltinyu (maltinyu) | 70.76 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 20722. | gg (ggab) | 70.76 | 92% | 2016-03-10 |
| 20723. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 70.76 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 20724. | Matthew (27matthew37) | 70.76 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 20725. | Ben (zed0) | 70.76 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 20726. | Ryan (ryanhuman) | 70.76 | 96% | 2012-09-19 |
| 20727. | noname (simenlade) | 70.76 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 20728. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 70.75 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 20729. | Taby! (tabithatuigamala) | 70.75 | 90% | 2017-03-07 |
| 20730. | Masoud (masoudcs) | 70.75 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 20731. | Stephen (kise) | 70.75 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |