Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3742. | Bono (sp000neyarc123) | 88.17 | 96% | 2025-10-19 |
| 3743. | aeriath (aeriath26) | 88.17 | 96% | 2025-09-24 |
| 3744. | Tao (edlesstao0450) | 88.16 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 3745. | Marco (rxmarko) | 88.16 | 96.4% | 2024-12-01 |
| 3746. | Quoc (cr0ud) | 88.15 | 97% | 2025-07-15 |
| 3747. | SSBMgraveyard (graveyard2071) | 88.15 | 97.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 3748. | nam (ngxnam) | 88.15 | 98.9% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3749. | Miguel Bateman (juicykeyboard) | 88.14 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 3750. | assembly (assembly1) | 88.13 | 97% | 2024-11-10 |
| 3751. | Derp (derpfanlo) | 88.12 | 96% | 2025-12-23 |
| 3752. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 88.11 | 95.5% | 2023-12-08 |
| 3753. | Orton (ortxn) | 88.09 | 97.2% | 2025-01-09 |
| 3754. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 88.08 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3755. | taviii_cat (taviii_cat) | 88.07 | 97.5% | 2024-10-17 |
| 3756. | Sarah (smm2319) | 88.04 | 98.6% | 2025-01-14 |
| 3757. | the_P_man (thepman) | 88.04 | 95% | 2025-11-13 |
| 3758. | Feather (paperserpent) | 88.02 | 97.3% | 2023-12-22 |
| 3759. | rex (high_e) | 88.02 | 95.3% | 2023-06-26 |
| 3760. | ABtech19 (rushildhar) | 88.00 | 95.4% | 2025-01-17 |
| 3761. | ARLU (frank87) | 87.98 | 98.7% | 2025-03-03 |
| 3762. | darkthrone (sublime_ubermen... | 87.97 | 97% | 2024-02-10 |
| 3763. | Bob (bbui21) | 87.96 | 99% | 2024-05-21 |
| 3764. | BAM (big_ben6) | 87.96 | 96% | 2026-03-14 |
| 3765. | Will (carbohydra) | 87.96 | 99.5% | 2023-06-10 |
| 3766. | Y (qwertyracer) | 87.94 | 99% | 2023-07-09 |
| 3767. | ilovekiffy (ilovekiffy) | 87.91 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 3768. | khater (giftedkhater) | 87.89 | 97.6% | 2024-09-04 |
| 3769. | walid (walda) | 87.88 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 3770. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 87.87 | 97.9% | 2024-03-10 |
| 3771. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 87.86 | 96% | 2025-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |