Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4529. | Dave (clarkdave) | 100.75 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 4530. | Rio (riokku) | 100.74 | 99% | 2016-04-06 |
| 4531. | yuhaocooper (yuhaocooper) | 100.74 | 100% | 2017-12-10 |
| 4532. | Dean (deanski) | 100.73 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 4533. | Lenny (lshulgin) | 100.73 | 96% | 2014-05-29 |
| 4534. | michelle (mkahue) | 100.73 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 4535. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 100.73 | 95.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4536. | I win (mymomsaysimspecial) | 100.72 | 97% | 2014-08-23 |
| 4537. | jejega (jejega) | 100.72 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 4538. | J (zogaridan) | 100.72 | 89% | 2016-07-17 |
| 4539. | Karla (karlac) | 100.71 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 4540. | MonyTheG (maherttv) | 100.71 | 95.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 4541. | Juro (seijuro808) | 100.70 | 100% | 2013-04-02 |
| 4542. | John (alpha86) | 100.70 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 4543. | good luck folks (simplyriyad) | 100.69 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 4544. | Jarrod (meowmerz) | 100.68 | 99% | 2013-02-03 |
| 4545. | bass (high) | 100.67 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 4546. | This is probably (lrdblck) | 100.67 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 4547. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 100.67 | 100% | 2014-10-11 |
| 4548. | uty (tisurend) | 100.67 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 4549. | Kris (nobigthing) | 100.66 | — | 2010-01-05 |
| 4550. | ppLaser (fathertoben) | 100.66 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 4551. | Cindy (swaggit) | 100.65 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 4552. | yj (yjsnpi) | 100.65 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 4553. | steven (hyroglyphiks) | 100.64 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 4554. | Kim (rookohk) | 100.64 | 97% | 2012-06-29 |
| 4555. | sidm (sidm) | 100.63 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 4556. | Silver (pixel47) | 100.63 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 4557. | Jason (jpngfile) | 100.62 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4558. | Gr0undhog_x (gr0undhog) | 100.62 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |