So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
17602. | Will (will_lliw) | 71.19 | 94% | 2023-10-07 |
17603. | willwashere (joeeeebyron) | 71.19 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
17604. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 71.19 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
17605. | cuong (thaicuong65) | 71.19 | 97% | 2012-10-15 |
17606. | Evan (evnmck) | 71.19 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
17607. | Pratheepa (theepa) | 71.19 | — | 2010-05-12 |
17608. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 71.19 | 97% | 2017-03-30 |
17609. | sn (gunshp) | 71.18 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
17610. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 71.18 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
17611. | Josh (sentientgames) | 71.18 | 95% | 2015-06-13 |
17612. | Sir (sirshrek69) | 71.18 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
17613. | DC (dcl238) | 71.18 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
17614. | ngo (cauberong_199t) | 71.18 | 92% | 2014-08-09 |
17615. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 71.18 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
17616. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 71.18 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
17617. | S S (chimchimchim0) | 71.18 | — | 2010-03-30 |
17618. | Fluffy Flamingo (jcottam) | 71.17 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
17619. | b (byron911) | 71.17 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
17620. | oioeuopiu (burningchicken29) | 71.17 | 95% | 2022-03-03 |
17621. | Israel (cuate) | 71.17 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
17622. | Hieu (hieule) | 71.17 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
17623. | Pratik (puffthemagicdragon) | 71.17 | 96% | 2012-10-19 |
17624. | Peter (biira) | 71.16 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
17625. | Jerq (joberttayag) | 71.16 | 99% | 2012-06-06 |
17626. | kang (taewoo) | 71.16 | — | 2010-08-16 |
17627. | sebs (slausell) | 71.16 | 97% | 2013-10-10 |
17628. | Rohit (rohitpuri) | 71.16 | — | 2010-11-21 |
17629. | April (aprillindee) | 71.16 | — | 2010-09-16 |
17630. | Darmato (darmato) | 71.15 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
17631. | Glenn (scrap104) | 71.15 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |