And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6411. | Seb (stwice) | 107.39 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 6412. | omnilinguist (omnilinguist) | 107.39 | 93% | 2013-04-10 |
| 6413. | SLADE99 (slade99) | 107.38 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 6414. | Tim (tortoiseexpress) | 107.38 | 98% | 2012-04-20 |
| 6415. | Derk (racen55) | 107.38 | 97.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 6416. | marshkie (marshkie) | 107.37 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 6417. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 107.37 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 6418. | Anshul (anshul1) | 107.37 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 6419. | Sabrina (sabrina397) | 107.37 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 6420. | I lose because I'm slow :( ... | 107.37 | 97% | 2011-11-07 |
| 6421. | Tuomas (tume97) | 107.36 | 94% | 2015-01-25 |
| 6422. | varun (varunaadeez) | 107.36 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 6423. | Seth (tricarix) | 107.36 | 98% | 2014-10-03 |
| 6424. | Stop with the (_prowess_) | 107.36 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 6425. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 107.36 | 97% | 2016-11-18 |
| 6426. | Tahiti (sbattula) | 107.35 | 99% | 2013-05-16 |
| 6427. | (roiii) | 107.34 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 6428. | Shark (hfhshark) | 107.34 | 93% | 2014-11-02 |
| 6429. | William (williamusa) | 107.34 | 98% | 2020-01-04 |
| 6430. | bombaa (bombaa) | 107.34 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 6431. | Vaibhav (vaibhavk) | 107.34 | 99% | 2015-09-27 |
| 6432. | Clement (clementt) | 107.33 | 87% | 2013-07-21 |
| 6433. | irfan (oneirfan) | 107.33 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 6434. | e (cjasonp) | 107.33 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 6435. | D (jyue) | 107.33 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 6436. | Nemo (35603560) | 107.30 | 97% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6437. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 107.29 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 6438. | JoX (jox997) | 107.29 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 6439. | Sam (samphippen) | 107.29 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 6440. | Felix (felletpp) | 107.28 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |