So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13288. | (vivagardner) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
| 13289. | (kinesis) | 78.98 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 13290. | gummi (gummi) | 78.98 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 13291. | (biotoxz) | 78.98 | 93% | 2012-09-27 |
| 13292. | (aexerz) | 78.97 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 13293. | (monpre) | 78.97 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 13294. | (prasadgan) | 78.97 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 13295. | (nafsht) | 78.97 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 13296. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13297. | (crespear) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 13298. | (ronaldd225) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13299. | (btkhoi) | 78.96 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 13300. | (cositogb) | 78.95 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13301. | Amr (amrstien) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13302. | (jaden) | 78.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 13303. | (rafo430) | 78.95 | 100% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13304. | (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13305. | (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13306. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 13307. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13308. | (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13309. | (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| 13310. | biscuit (biscuit112) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13311. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 78.93 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13312. | (aricori21) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 13313. | (acrazyplayer) | 78.93 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 13314. | (goroid) | 78.93 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 13315. | (soppatorsk) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13316. | (chase626) | 78.92 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13317. | (zephyrblade428) | 78.92 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |