So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33754. | polce (polce) | 45.57 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 33755. | Bekah (beku) | 45.57 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 33756. | Azrael (akash_godage) | 45.57 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 33757. | moers (moers) | 45.57 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 33758. | Long (xuanlong) | 45.57 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 33759. | della (della_a) | 45.56 | 85% | 2016-06-11 |
| 33760. | Rose (trubloodluvr) | 45.56 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 33761. | Kenny (00_kentoki_00) | 45.56 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 33762. | Christian (blue3sword) | 45.56 | 88% | 2014-10-21 |
| 33763. | Hsuan-Yi (hyl770706) | 45.56 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 33764. | DIPAK (dipakmohade) | 45.56 | 90% | 2014-10-09 |
| 33765. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 45.55 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 33766. | Timothy (dilexed) | 45.55 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33767. | man (fail101) | 45.55 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 33768. | Mohammad (zargar91) | 45.55 | 93% | 2017-10-19 |
| 33769. | Torty (philuk2000) | 45.55 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 33770. | caleb (heze8) | 45.54 | 90% | 2013-04-30 |
| 33771. | Chanh (lovelyheart) | 45.54 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 33772. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 45.53 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 33773. | Johnny (johnny_netgeer) | 45.53 | 97.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 33774. | Mitali (mitali_kadu) | 45.52 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 33775. | kz (kzsimon) | 45.52 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 33776. | Christian (cflores5683) | 45.51 | 90% | 2014-07-28 |
| 33777. | Nurti (nurti07) | 45.51 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 33778. | Muaz (muazsoopar) | 45.51 | 94% | 2023-08-16 |
| 33779. | vladchuk (vladchuk) | 45.51 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 33780. | hr (hrkumar8084) | 45.50 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 33781. | Nhi (nhi_nguyen) | 45.50 | 93% | 2012-07-28 |
| 33782. | R3d (1ch1g0) | 45.50 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 33783. | Ilana (ilana12) | 45.49 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |