Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1954. | floppyfish278 (floppyfish2789) | 108.20 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1955. | DraQo (draqo) | 108.18 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1956. | Nicholas (theweeklynews) | 108.15 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 1957. | SeeStarz (mfahrim) | 108.14 | 97.2% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1958. | Tom (timroddle) | 108.14 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1959. | soldano (soldano) | 108.13 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1960. | Chris (cmun777) | 108.13 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1961. | 春茶 (pcdurp) | 108.13 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1962. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 108.13 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1963. | lamb sauce (lamb_sauce) | 108.12 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 1964. | Andrew (sirbobcat2836) | 108.12 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 1965. | deea (whycanti) | 108.12 | 99% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1966. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 108.10 | 99% | 2022-07-02 |
| 1967. | 🖤 R.I.P. reckful ❤️ ... | 108.10 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 1968. | repsaj (repsaj123) | 108.05 | 97.4% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1969. | chipy (chipysmile) | 108.03 | 100% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1970. | bako (_bako) | 108.02 | 98.7% | 2025-01-13 |
| 1971. | Hexide (hexidee) | 108.02 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 1972. | :) (bavadin) | 108.02 | 99% | 2019-12-28 |
| 1973. | Parsa (parsilius) | 108.01 | 98% | 2025-12-12 |
| 1974. | Marcus (mjtsquared) | 108.00 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 1975. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 108.00 | 100% | 2021-11-08 |
| 1976. | Too Many (toomanytypos) | 107.97 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 1977. | K (khanali2020) | 107.97 | 99.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 1978. | Frank (fchiem) | 107.94 | 98.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 1979. | Edisa (snoopy34) | 107.94 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1980. | chan (blackstarnova) | 107.94 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1981. | Sociology (daboritos) | 107.93 | 99.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 1982. | Mahmoud (sayed1) | 107.92 | 100% | 2023-03-11 |
| 1983. | Gueedeszz (gueedeszz) | 107.91 | 97% | 2025-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |