I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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| 184. | Izzy (ishey) | 96.57 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
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| 187. | (sputype) | 96.47 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 188. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 96.36 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
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| 191. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 96.12 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 192. | str (sleepallday) | 96.00 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
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