Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1844. | Mighty (saranb) | 87.80 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1845. | Jason (frozenpanda) | 87.80 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1846. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 87.80 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1847. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 87.80 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1848. | Eajno (eajno) | 87.79 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 1849. | Paul (yyube) | 87.77 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1850. | Chris (polarvortex) | 87.77 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1851. | theoste18 (theoste18) | 87.76 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1852. | Phufs (phufhi) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 1853. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 87.74 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 1854. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 87.74 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 1855. | Red (akramab) | 87.73 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1856. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 87.73 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1857. | Holifyre (dank1728) | 87.72 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 1858. | Mahik (mahikm) | 87.71 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1859. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 87.71 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1860. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 87.70 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1861. | Fresh australian air (norok... | 87.69 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 1862. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 87.67 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1863. | Artin (art9) | 87.66 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1864. | Freya (freyawolf) | 87.66 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1865. | Rebecca (becca22) | 87.66 | 98% | 2017-08-10 |
| 1866. | Edward (discocat) | 87.65 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 1867. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 87.63 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1868. | Tony (super_rgb) | 87.63 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1869. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 87.63 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1870. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 87.62 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1871. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 87.61 | 99% | 2019-01-11 |
| 1872. | Kyle (kthom925) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1873. | this (taehyung_3012) | 87.58 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |